We're Just Friends
Alistor: I love you!
Tyler: Sorry dude but you're crazy, we're nothing more than friends, you're not my lover more like a brother. I've known you since we were 10...
Alistor: W-why don't you love me! A-are you afraid that your dad won't accept you if you were gay?-
Tyler: Don't mess it up talking that shit! You're only gonna push me away, that's it!
Alistor: I love you though!
(Here we go again)
Alistor: -comes into the room shirtless with a flirtatious look on his face-
Tyler: Now don't you look at me with that look in your eye! You really ain't goin away without a fight?
Alistor: -tries to kiss Tyler-
Tyler: You can't be reasoned with, I'm done bein polite! I've told you 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,000 times!
Alistor: -tries to kiss him again-
Tyler: Haven't I made it obvious!? Haven't I made it clear?! Want me to spell it out for you?! F-R-I-E-N-D-S!