Mom: why are you weaering mix match socks?
Me: why do all of your kids have mix match dads?
person with tattoo: tattoos are a life time commitment y'know
Me: but your marriage wasnt
Aunt: shouldn't you be outside playing with other kids?
Me: shouldn't you be raising yours?
Bubble gum bish: At least my daddy loves me!
Me: I think your talking about that boyfriend you call daddy..Oh wait you don't have one!
Bully: I bet you were born on a highway because thats where most mistakes happen
Me: Ha I bet you were born in the back of a burger king because that's where all the trash is
Dad: What happened to that little boyfriend of yours?
Me: The same thing that happened to your teeth
Mah irl Sister: Ha I'm like 10× stronger than you!
Me: You think your strong? Bitch please! I go out without make up!
Sarah: Fuck off!
Me: You know only one curse phrase? I can cuss you out in 5 different languages, think you can handle that?
Girl: *talking bout how pervy males are * (and shes only half wrong XD)
Me: If he ony wants you for your legs and thighs send him to Popeyes
Mah irl sister: Your ugly!
Me: Bitch please that hello kitty blow dryer is hotter than you
(bai, and dont call coppa on meh XD)
the ones about my sister ar just things i wish i could say to her btw (・-・'')
Stella: Your ugly!
Meh: I'm a human, not a mirror
Someone:You have the attitude of a teenager
Me:You have the attitude of a five year old
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some guy: you know nothing about that car
Me: i know alot and also it's going to be drooped on ya head if ya don't shudapthis was in auto